my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
kim & nicki
Y’all gon stop sleeping on Kourtney. Acting like shes not standing right there. Yo rude ass.
When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend
i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire
swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field
petition for all dogs and rock stars to be immortal thank u
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
*types ‘no caption needed’ as a caption* ah yes, i’ve nailed it.
types no captain needed. a pirate preparing for mutiny
even my friends aren’t my friends