kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”



caitlinscreations:

mskot:

kim & nicki 

Y’all gon stop sleeping on Kourtney. Acting like shes not standing right there. Yo rude ass.





gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion


clestroying:

When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend

image


seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire


thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field


do-you-love-me-surfer-girl:

petition for all dogs and rock stars to be immortal thank u


iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.


bewbin:

meladoodle:

*types ‘no caption needed’ as a caption* ah yes, i’ve nailed it. 

 types no captain needed. a pirate preparing for mutiny 



fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends


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